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Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had
a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John
tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could
think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the
bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot
squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total
quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched
arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude
language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct
my rude and unforgivable behavior.” John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

Happy Thanksgiving!

[quote=@remote]May I ask what the turkey did

Happy Thanksgiving![/quote]

Haven’t read this one in years…always makes me laugh every time I read it…
Thanks for posting…

Happy Turkey Day Down South

We may not be having any turkey here in Canada tomorrow… but at least we have 3 football games on TV tomorrow. YAHOO !!!

PS: Don’t tell my boss where I’ll be tomorrow.

Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends. :smiley:

[sub]Aren’t you glad the natives gave the pilgims a turkey instead of a donkey[/sub]

Happy Turkey day to all our American buddies, just wish I could watch the football games on the flight to Punta Cana this afternoon!!

Ha Ha - rub it in Brian…

Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends… anyone going shopping on Black Friday for bargains??? Or should I say “any insane people on this board?”

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, fill yourselves with plenty of food until you have to take your belt off, enjoy your friends and family on this Thanksgiving day, Drink your favorite beverage and watch the games on the TV and hope Dallas doesn’t win ;D

Happy Thanksgiving to our friends to the South.